this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she peed on how many people?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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