So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize
