I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I stole a fireplace last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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