you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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