This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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