so explain again why im purple
no
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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