Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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