Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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