The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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