I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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