Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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