i think my tv is drunk
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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