You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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