The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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