im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
