great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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