dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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