Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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