i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
whose ass print is on the piano?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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