I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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