Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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