the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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