We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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