Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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