sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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