Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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