Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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