doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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