i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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