oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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