Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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