I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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