oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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