I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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