Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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