It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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