i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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