She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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