Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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