She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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