My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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