what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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