Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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