Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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