He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
