Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The power of my boobs compel you
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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