Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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