So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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