spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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