Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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