she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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