D3 body, D1 cock
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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