i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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